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[music]

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[Voice on TV]
Night of The Dragon,

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-press play to begin.
-Oh, no.

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Is it that time of year again?

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- Night of Dragon!
-Night of Dragon!

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You guys seriously have
to do this every year?

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Rebecca, if your father
and Dylan

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want to stay up all night

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and watch their
silly punch-kick movies,

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let 'em have their fun.

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They're called Kung-Fu movies.

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And yes, we have to do
this every year.

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Where did this obsession
come from, anyway?

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Um, not an obsession.

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A healthy appreciation
of fine art.

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- Fine art?
- Yes, fine art!

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Night of the Dragon

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is one of the highest grossing
films of all time.

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So is Fast Cars Five.

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I've seen that movie
multiple times,

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and let me tell you
it isn't fine art.

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When me and Dylan's
mom were kids,

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we went to a midnight showing
of Night of the Dragon.

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And we loved the movie
so much that every year

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on the same night,

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we'd stay up 'til midnight
and do it all over again.

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And when I was born,
she did the same thing with me.

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Aww.

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Well, it's nice that you two
can bond over something

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that you both
shared with Darlene.

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Just try not to be too loud,

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and save some energy
for work and school.

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And don't forget we've got
family game day on Saturday!

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Oh, yeah!

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I wouldn't miss family game day
for anything.

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Y'all better watch out
this weekend.

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And we all agreed...

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We're not inviting
Grandma Viola this time, right?

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[All] Oh, yeah.

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Whoa, time out.
Flag on the play.

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You know that's my mama
you're talkin' about, right?

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Yeah, and she's my grandma.

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But last time we had
her over for game day,

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she beat us at almost
every single game we played.

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Facts. And when she thought
she was going to lose,

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she threw her bagel
across the room.

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You have no idea how hard it is

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to get cream cheese
out of an afro.

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I get it, got it.
Okay, no problem.

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We're all good for Saturday.

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Thank you.

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Well, I'm going to bed.

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Charlie and Rebecca,
if you want to stay up

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with Dylan and your dad
to watch Night of the Dragon,

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knock yourselves out.

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[All] Goodnight.

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[music]

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? There once was
a kid from the city of Chi ?

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? Mom knew I was cool
and not a regular guy ?

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? Everybody follow me
I'm gonna take you on a trip ?

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? Buckle up
Let's go ?

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? I'mma give you all a hit

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? I'm a star came up
from a block of Chai Town ?

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? Livin' large

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? I'm tryin' to balance school
and these bars ?

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- ? Came far
- ? Ain't no better feelin'

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? I told 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ?

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? Young Dylan
Young Dylan ?

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? Young Dylan
Young Dylan ?

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? Young Dylan
Young Dylan ?

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? Tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ?

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Tomorrow's a school day,
you sure you're gonna be good?

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Uncle Myles, I've been
doing this my whole life...

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I'mma be a'ight.

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Still got a little while
'til midnight.

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What do you wanna do?

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You ever played
Ninja Stance before?

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- Yeah, I don't think so.
- Check this out.

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The game is simple.

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When someone yells out,
"Ninja Stance!"

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Everyone's supposed to get into
whatever ninja stance

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- they can come up with.
- [Myles] Okay.

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And freeze in place.

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- [Myles] Okay.
- Like this.

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Ninja Stance!

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Ninja Stance.

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Okay, good!

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Now we take turns trying
to slap each person's hand.

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Kinda hard to do
when we're frozen.

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Man look, you can unfreeze
to attack or dodge,

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but then you have to freeze
in place again.

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So, let's go slow.

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Okay.
Okay.

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Ninja Stance!
Okay.

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Now you're gonna try
to slap my hand...

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And I'm gonna
move out of the way...

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[Myles] Uh-huh.

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Then, whatever position
we end up in,

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we have to stay in
until I move to attack you.

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And the same thing happens,

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but now it's my turn
to attack and you dodge.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, I got it. Okay.

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- [Dylan] Okay.
- Yeah, let's try one.

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- Okay, come on.
- All right, you ready?

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Ninja Stance!

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[Myles] Okay!
Okay!

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Now why...

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[music]

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[Charlie] Whoa,
you are dragging.

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I guess they call it

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Night of the Dragon
for a reason!

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Chuckles.
You're not funny.

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I'm a little funny.

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Man, I only got
a couple more classes

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to get through,

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then I can go straight to bed
when we get home.

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Okay class, I'll be subbing
for Ms. Shipley today.

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She told me that you all
have been talking about

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three newly discovered
species of spiders...

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The Skeletorus,
the Elphans,

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and the Sparklemuffin.

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Yes, their names
are quite funny.

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However, it appears these
aren't their real names,

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but nicknames given to them

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because of three
visual appearances.

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Now these spiders are known
as peacock spiders,

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and they love to dance!

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-Also, they can be quite small.
-[Dylan snoring]

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Also, they have
wonderful colors as well.

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Now, they use these colors

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to protect themselves
from predators,

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as well as a way to
show their worth

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to the spider
that they love most.

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They dance beautifully,
using their legs...

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Man, you almost gave me
a heart attack!

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Well, maybe next time,
you'll think before

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falling asleep in class.

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What?
I mean... No, no, no, no.

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I wasn't sleeping,
I was just watching my eyelids.

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Nice try, Dylan.

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But you'll be joining me
tomorrow in Saturday School.

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Saturday!

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You're gonna miss
family game night!

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[grunting aggressively]

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Mr. Elliot, Mr. Elliot,
Mr. Elliot!

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Mr. Elliot!

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I only fell asleep
for a couple minutes, I promise.

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I can't get Saturday School,
we family game day tomorrow!

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Please, there has to be
something I can do.

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If you can name
one of the spiders

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we talked about today,
maybe I'll reconsider.

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All right.

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Just give me a second.

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The Itsy-bitsy!

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You know.

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The itsy-bity spider
went up the water spout

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[laughing]
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.

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I'll see you tomorrow
at Saturday School.

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Saturday School?

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I can't believe this.

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Well, I guess that means
you're going to

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have to miss family game day.

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What?!
No!

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Can't you call Mr. Elliot
and tell him what happened?

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Tell him what?

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That you and me stayed up
watching Night of the Dragon.

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I would have never
fallen asleep otherwise.

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Well...
Maybe you wouldn't have.

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But you did.

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Dylan, I asked you if you were
gonna be able to handle it,

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and you said you'd be fine,
so...

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That's on you.
No, Dylan.

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You gotta take responsibility
for your actions.

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Come on, Uncle Myles!
I'm gonna miss family game day!

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I'm sorry, Dylan.

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Man, this is bogus!

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Excuse me.

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[Myles] Hey!

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Lose the attitude.

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Yes, sir.

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Well, that could've gone better.

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Well, hey, guys.
Listen.

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I have a crispy 10 dollar bill
for the first person

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who can sling me
a snickerdoodle.

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[music]

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Dylan!
Come on, man.

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You gotta be at Saturday School
in 15 minutes.

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- Baby?
- [Myles] Yeah?

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You don't think you were

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a little tough on Dylan
yesterday?

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Maybe sometimes a kid
needs tough love.

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Yeah, but Dylan doesn't always
respond well to that.

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Yeah, I know.

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But if he wants
a little more freedom,

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he's gotta take
a little more responsibility.

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Just trust me on this one.
Okay?

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- You ready to go?
- Yes, sir.

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All right, let's get it.

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See you later, Dylan.

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Hey.
Are you guys okay?

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You could help.

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Bad back.

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Didn't have a bad back earlier.

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Remember, don't tell your mom
about family game day, okay?

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I won't.

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Hey, baby.

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Hey, y'all. I just came by to...
Wait a minute.

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Y'all having family game day?

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Mama, you gotta quit
surprisin' us like that.

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[music]

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[music]

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Mr. Young, glad to see
you could make it.

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Well...
Did I have a choice?

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No.
Go ahead and take a seat.

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Grab a sandwich.
My mother made them.

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Yo, Bethany!

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What are you doing in here?

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Remember when you
waved at me in the hallway,

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and I turned and ran off?

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Well, I got in trouble
for running in the hallways.

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This is kinda like
our first date.

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Excuse me.

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No, no, no.

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[Dylan] Do it.

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So, you want my sandwich?

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No.
Never, no.

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If you're not going to eat it,
I'll take it.

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Christian, what are you
even doing?

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Well, by 11 o'clock,
all of you will be hungry.

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And I'll be the one selling
the sandwiches.

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What?!

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Don't hate me 'cause
I'm enterprising.

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[music]

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Hey, Myles.
Right on time.

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Why don't you come on in here
help me get some snacks

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for family game day?

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And you three can pick out

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whatever game you wanna
lose at first.

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Y'all heard my mama.
Pick, pick, pick, pick.

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What's up, mama?

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I heard about Dylan.

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Oh, yeah, it's a shame.

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You know, I mean...

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But he wanted to stay up late
and watch the movie,

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you know, sohe fell asleep in
class and now he gotta deal.

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Okay.
Well, let me ask you.

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You don't think you played
a part in all this?

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What do you mean?

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Well, didn't you give him
permission to stay up late,

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watching Kung Fu-y
or whatever it was?

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Night of the Dragon, Mom.

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And didn't you
stay up late with him?

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Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, but...

254
00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:49,813
But what?

255
00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:52,468
You say you want Dylan
to be more responsible,

256
00:11:52,599 --> 00:11:56,342
maybe you should lead
by example.

257
00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:58,648
Maybe you're right.

258
00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,998
Maybe?

259
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,001
Baby, I'm always right.

260
00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:06,743
Now make yourself useful
and get me some tissues.

261
00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:09,964
'Cause I'mma beat Yasmine
so bad, she gon' cry...

262
00:12:10,094 --> 00:12:11,357
Again.

263
00:12:11,487 --> 00:12:17,232
[music]

264
00:12:21,193 --> 00:12:22,977
Hey, how you doin'?

265
00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:25,414
I'm Dylan's Uncle Myles.
Not sure if you remember.

266
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,242
But I was wondering if you
could help me out.

267
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:28,765
Salutations!

268
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,115
I am Mr. Elliot.

269
00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:32,987
How may I be of service?

270
00:12:33,117 --> 00:12:34,510
Okay...

271
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:36,469
Yeah.
Anyway.

272
00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:38,297
: I know there's been kind of
a misunderstanding.

273
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:41,169
I know Dylan fell asleep
in class the other day,

274
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:45,042
but it's actually, like,
my fault.

275
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,175
I let him stay up late
with me the other night,

276
00:12:47,306 --> 00:12:49,221
watching Night of the Dragon.

277
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,135
Great movie.
Have you seen it?

278
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:55,270
Mr. Myles, I assure you
I am well versed

279
00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,664
in the cinematic
and box office success

280
00:12:57,794 --> 00:13:01,798
that is Night of the Dragon.

281
00:13:01,929 --> 00:13:03,583
My man.
My man!

282
00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:04,975
- All right.
- Woo!

283
00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:07,761
Yeah.

284
00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:09,806
All right then. All right.

285
00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:12,461
Oh, hey, get down with it.
All right.

286
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,421
So I was wonderin', you know,
since we have this lil bond,

287
00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:19,903
if you could let Dylan
off the hook?

288
00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:23,124
- No!
- That's what I'm talkin' about!

289
00:13:23,255 --> 00:13:25,213
Wait, no.

290
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:27,650
What you mean no?
What you mean?

291
00:13:27,781 --> 00:13:30,871
If I let him go,
I'd have to let everyone go.

292
00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:35,397
- I'm okay with that!
- Sit down.

293
00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:37,356
You're really not going
to help me out?

294
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:38,748
I'm sorry.

295
00:13:44,014 --> 00:13:47,670
Well, you know what,
Mr. Elliot?

296
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:49,933
If you're gonna punish Dylan,
then you gotta punish me.

297
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,109
Because I'm just as much
at fault for him

298
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:57,071
falling asleep in class as
he is. So, guess what?

299
00:13:57,201 --> 00:14:02,032
I'm doing Saturday School, too.

300
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,339
Just one moment, sir!

301
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,429
You think you can just
walk in here

302
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:12,565
and punish yourself
to Saturday School?

303
00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:15,263
Yes.

304
00:14:15,394 --> 00:14:19,180
Then I must insist you have
one of my mother's sandwiches.

305
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:28,450
Dylan.
Dylan.

306
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,903
You're not supposed to talk
in Saturday School.

307
00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,562
It's Christian.

308
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,348
You gonna eat that?

309
00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:03,442
[music]

310
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,055
Three.

311
00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:10,492
- Four!
- Five!

312
00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:12,015
Six!

313
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,931
Hah!
Suckas, I win!

314
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,064
Grandma, we were just rolling
to see who picks the first game.

315
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:19,022
I know.
Me.

316
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:21,198
This is a win.

317
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,679
All right, let's get game day
on the road.

318
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,768
Who's ready for they
butt whooped first?

319
00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:27,248
You are!

320
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,772
[music]

321
00:15:29,903 --> 00:15:32,862
Thank you.

322
00:15:32,993 --> 00:15:35,343
No...

323
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:38,651
Thank you.

324
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,392
That's game.

325
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,569
Dang it!

326
00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:46,441
I'm so sorry to
do this to you, baby.

327
00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,926
Oh, come on!

328
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:55,494
Actually,
this don't feel too bad.

329
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:04,154
[Viola] That's a flush!

330
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,635
The only thing that
can beat that is...

331
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,376
This!

332
00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:12,075
[Rebecca] No way!
A royal flush?!

333
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,555
Be better.

334
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:19,648
[phone ringing]

335
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,215
Whose phone is that?

336
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:22,912
[phone ringing]

337
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:26,786
Whose phone is that, really?!

338
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:28,570
Mr. Myles?

339
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,878
Mr. Elliot, I think it's
coming from your desk.

340
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:35,055
Oh, right.

341
00:16:35,185 --> 00:16:37,492
[phone ringing]

342
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,712
Hello?

343
00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:42,236
Hi, Mom.

344
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,499
No, you may not
throw them out.

345
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,067
They are not toys,
they are my props!

346
00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,852
Because I am a thespian!

347
00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:51,680
No!
No!

348
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,029
I said no!

349
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,468
I'll be right there!
Mr. Myles, you're the oldest.

350
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,426
I'm going to have to
leave you in charge.

351
00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:00,297
I have an emergency at home.

352
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,259
Dylan.

353
00:17:08,175 --> 00:17:10,786
Hey bro, I think your uncle
is trying to talk to you.

354
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,572
Well, tell him
I don't wanna talk to him.

355
00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,661
He says he doesn't wanna
talk to you.

356
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:18,838
But tell Bethany
I do wanna talk to her.

357
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:22,232
Dylan said...

358
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,843
Well, can you ask Dylan

359
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:26,193
when he thinks he might be ready
to talk to me?

360
00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:28,630
He wants to know when
you'll be ready to talk to him.

361
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,980
When Bethany is ready
to talk to me.

362
00:17:31,111 --> 00:17:32,982
A long time.

363
00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:34,810
Dylan, come on, man.
I'm trying to talk to you.

364
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:37,770
You didn't want to talk
yesterday.

365
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:41,861
Yeah, but I'm tryin' to talk
now, aren't I?

366
00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:44,820
You could have tried
to help me out last night,

367
00:17:44,951 --> 00:17:47,649
but you didn't and now I'm stuck
here in Saturday School,

368
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,826
missing game day,
bored out of my mind.

369
00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,133
Dude's got a point.
Saturday School is whack.

370
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,570
Facts.

371
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,834
Okay, well, I mean...
It doesn't have to be boring.

372
00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,793
It kinda does.
That's the whole point.

373
00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:05,711
Well, all right.
Well, let's change that.

374
00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:08,148
Right now.
All right? Yeah.

375
00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:09,366
Come on.
[clapping]

376
00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:11,717
How 'bout we play Ninja Stance?

377
00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:19,768
Careful!

378
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,162
Hush now, little girl.
I know the rules.

379
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:23,816
If the tower falls, you lose.

380
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:28,908
Be quiet so I can concentrate.

381
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,953
Maybe you should've gone
for that other piece.

382
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,607
Charlie...

383
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,088
I know where you sleep.

384
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:40,615
[music]

385
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,491
[Rebecca] She knocked
the tower down!

386
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:53,149
I can't believe I share
the same blood

387
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,847
as you two cheaters!

388
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:58,459
Yasmine, I can understand.
But you two?!

389
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:10,645
We beat Grandma!
We beat Grandma!

390
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,081
I take no pleasure in this, boo.

391
00:19:12,212 --> 00:19:14,301
Hi-ya!

392
00:19:14,431 --> 00:19:16,390
[Christian] Oh, no!

393
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:22,526
[music]

394
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:42,111
You're gonna have
to be quicker than that.

395
00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:53,645
[clapping]

396
00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:57,910
Yo, Unc.
That was so tough.

397
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,652
Where'd you learn
all those moves?

398
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,828
Please. I've been
watching Kung-Fu flicks

399
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,831
since before you were born.

400
00:20:05,961 --> 00:20:09,008
- Respect.
- Pretty good for an old guy.

401
00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:12,794
All right, al lright, look,
look, look. Um...

402
00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:16,189
I want to apologize
for yesterday.

403
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,060
You know, I was grillin' you
about taking responsibility

404
00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:19,540
without even taking
responsibility

405
00:20:19,671 --> 00:20:21,977
for my own actions.

406
00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,937
Thanks, Uncle Myles.
I'm sorry for raising my voice.

407
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,721
Yeah.

408
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,418
I appreciate you sayin' that.

409
00:20:28,549 --> 00:20:30,159
- We cool?
- [Dylan] We cool.

410
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,205
All right.

411
00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:33,685
Round two?!

412
00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:39,647
Three, two, one!
Ninja Stance!

413
00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:43,825
What is going on here?!

414
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,436
Exactly! You know how many times
I told them

415
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,091
to sit down somewhere?

416
00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:53,269
This looks like a game
of Ninja Stance.

417
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,098
And I'm very upset...

418
00:20:56,229 --> 00:21:00,059
Because you didn't invite me!
This is my favorite game!

419
00:21:00,189 --> 00:21:02,235
Ninja Stance!

420
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:07,762
[music]

421
00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:13,725
How was Saturday School?

422
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:18,991
It was liiiiii...ty!

423
00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:20,732
We played Ninja Stance!

424
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,472
How did game day go?

425
00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:24,648
I'm trying to find
a better word than awesome.

426
00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:26,607
But yeah, it was pretty awesome.

427
00:21:26,738 --> 00:21:28,391
Yeah!
We finally beat Granny V!

428
00:21:28,522 --> 00:21:30,306
Okay, I see y'all!

429
00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:32,961
Oh, yeah!

430
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,182
Game day ain't over yet!

431
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:37,444
Mom?

432
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,449
Where'd everybody go?

433
00:21:45,495 --> 00:21:46,932
I'll wait.

434
00:21:52,589 --> 00:21:55,375
Y'all can come out now.

435
00:21:55,505 --> 00:22:01,424
[music]

436
00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:06,024
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